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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 7:27pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 8:07pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 9:19pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 8:19pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 8:34pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 8:31pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 4:41pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 7:20pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 8:20pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 8:16pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 1:05pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 8:39pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 8:53pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 9:44pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:28pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 8:31pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 1:14pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 9:59pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 8:28pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 8:45pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 5:15pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 2:30pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 5:21pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 7:06pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 8:46pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 6:58pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 9:46pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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