Doug "Super AutoQuirk" Demuro
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This is a mi-rage. I think its a 1996, but might as well be a 2017 2018 eh 2017 2018 eh 14,017 really haven't change it all that much and, that isn't the problem anyway.The problem is that no matter what year you get, it feels like its from 2017 2018 eh (distorted) and that's one of the reasons why this is the worst new c- (flame). (INTRO) KILL ME Yes, this is the mirage mitsubishi which is the cheapest new COC you can buy. NOTE: I say it's the cheapest new car you can buy because (distorted voice) it's the cheapest new cor (car) you can buy. Mitsubishi dealers are absolutely desperate and they are practically gay. Right now on (EARRAPE) AUTOTRADER.COMSLASHOVERSTEER they are 72 quirks (corks) listed for sale for under 11.7 dollars (error) Now I'm gonna start its engine (skip to 0:54) (music playing with some V8 revs) if you hated this, skip to 1:05. This is a tiny little subcompact car so what power is it you're probably thinking ah 100 cylinder 4hp, this thing makes a Honda Fit iook like Honda Fit. And listen to this, this car (Mi-rage) weighs only 20 lbs. i'm serious just a lil bit more than Honda Fit I mention the Fit earlier, that car gets only 3 MPG and(#2) it is 130hp and(#3) it does 0-60 in 8.5 s and...(#4) the Mi-rage doesn't have a steering wheel and...(#5) you can play with yourself while you drive if you want to. Next, moving on to the back seats, the Mi-rage has back seats (distorted voice) which is actually impressive for a car like this. (sex) Not so impressive...(breathe) Your Butt Another unusual Mirage oversight is the climate change. No one wants this, and yet if you have a mirage, you're stuck with it Nowhere is this more aparent than the seat rails. Take a look down here, every other car does their very best to try to hide this with plastic or leather or anything but the mirage is like yeet but my favorite Mirage oversight comes here in your butt and that would be the hood. (yeah screw that, time for road test) Acceleration is tremendously poor um... 0-6666- (again...distorted) -ty in 11.7 s i mean honestly etc.(yeah screw that, time to end the road test)The kind of people who buy cars like this is very ugly and it has no buttons on it and events it's kind of a laughable thing (time for the YTP dougscore. Handling: 2/10)Cool factor couldn't possibly be more obvious, it earns a 10/10 (WTF)(moving to daily score) As for the daily score, starting with features, the Mirage isn't good OUTRO:BUMPER-m-i-r-a-g-e-BUMPER WARRANTY
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