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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:40am

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:41am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:42am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:16am

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:19am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:59am

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:01am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:42am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:49am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:52am

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:05am

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:01am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:42am

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:43am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:09am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:01am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 9:57am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:41am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 9:21am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 9:10am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:34am



Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.