imagine being g a y

nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GPU ladyboy

GOOD

John

johnny youre cute

johnny walker

this boy has tasty feet

+rep Weebs united

wish he still played games with me ...

true

das gay

luke and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so thats how you were born

im ur dad btw

what if I told you that I AM your mom

too busy hitting your mom, sorry son

pls

NARUTI SHOPPIDEN

bring that ass here

Wanna throw some hands? 😘

my ♥♥♥♥♥ johnny became a weeb

Listen up you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and ♥♥♥♥ for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember this post.

i love jwk

hey jwk ;3

omg where is ichigo kurusaki in this weebed-out profile?


BLEACH4LIFE

Mirai Nikki

Jay Double U Kay is one of the most amazing mods ever, he is a cool kid and is S E X Y, what else do you need, seriously.

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dad

THIS OFFENDS ME AS A VEGAN TRANSGENDER ATHEIST WHO VAPES AND CROSSFITS 4TIMES A WEEK AND IM ALSO A MALE
FEMINIST AS L IDENTIFY MYSELF AS A PASTA FARIAN APACHE HELICOPTER DOG MEGA MULTI COMBO GOD OF HYPER DEATH
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Titties.

JOHNNY U HAVE THE DUMBEST NAME EVER!!!!!1

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I go by Destruh but real name is Gage.
I Play CS:GO, Dota 2, Rocket League, and more.
Stay Lit not Salty.Φ
Cold? i guess thats just the way i am. Sorry.

qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino

So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.

sup dude

+rep deff a good player

esea isnt made for ♥♥♥♥ staints. ♥♥♥♥ off the client if ur gonna play with one who cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot

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When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his ♥♥♥♥ slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to ♥♥♥. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He ♥♥♥♥ and the ♥♥♥ goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.

THAT is a blow job.
It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)

+rep mad cuz bad

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m