Recent reviews by SmallHeadJoanna

MAY FIRE AND LEAD POUR FROM MOUTHS OF STEEL INTO BUG AND BOTS SKULLS. Also fix armour.

Ejaculate in an alien sea whilst hosting a full body parasitic STD and rocking every conceivable Genetic Modification whilst injecting yourself with every stimulant in preparation to fight an endworm in full Husk Knight apparel. 10/10 would ♥♥♥ again.

Maxed Ogryn and Zealot classes, I love this game a lot, it gives my 40k addled brain more dopamine than sex; when I can play it.

Stability, the sheer grind on you soul for being dropped from the same game 8 times on the elevator loading screen and then being the last man standing and then instantly dropped by a pox hound that spawn behind you 3 seconds later, THROUGH A BRICK WALL, is pain. Please fix bugs and please stop stuff from spawning through the ground.

The item shop, never gives you anything worthwhile until you're about to have a mental breakdown, and then teases you back in with a lower level evicerator than you already have, but hey it's there! That must mean that if I just stay up another day I should be able get one above 350 power at level 30, right? right guys?. Easy fix, make sure there's at least two of every unlocked item available at shop, make rotation every 20-30 minutes(Roughly one mission), and don't ♥♥♥♥ up.

Cosmetic shop, I know why you did this, board of investors being ♥♥♥♥♥. Once you've made enough money, at least make it so that we get some in-game currency for achievements and weekly's, easy fix but i'm not expecting it for another year at least, gotta make money on your $55 game, right?

Crafting, this one's on you, I can see you've got it laid out for us, so why isn't it in the game.

Weapon balance, well done, except for the power sword(Seen it used, it is cool as ♥♥♥♥). There are a couple of weapons I don't see myself using, Ogryn single shot guns are directly worse than both the ripper gun and grenadier gauntlets IMO because they don't have shot capacity of the other's, maybe make the single shot grenade launcher shoot a cluster grenade and increase the spread of the shotgun.

Weapon variety. Ogryn needs more, alot of the list is shared between the three little characters so they too need more weapons unique to them.

I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ getting dropped that many times from one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game does things to a man.

greatest rage quiter of the 21st century

Amazing game

NICE

got stuck in elevator with dog, peanut and uncle larry and i kamikazed them all with the ball, best game ever

achievement?

gud gam

amazin groot game. buy and u happi so du that or bee sad [-[=p-p[-