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The person on the other side was a young woman. Very obviously a young
woman. There was no possible way that she could have been mistaken for a
young man in any language, especially Braille.
-- The goddess with the nice earrings
(Terry Pratchett, Maskerade)
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| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
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Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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Ok when you masturbate to porn you masturbate to a man penetrating a women making you 50% hetero for the women and 50% gay for the man
And if you watch lesbian porn it will still be 100% gay because 2 women
But if you watch 2 traps porn you will masturbate to 25% girl looks and 25% to the penis plus the other trap it makes 50% hetero and 50% gay making it as gay as normal sex, and if it's with a girl it will only make it 25% gay
And with futas they have girly looks making it a 25% gay and also girly parts making it 12.5% so if there are 2 futas it will only be 25% gay and if it's with a girl it will only make it 12.5% gay, thus making it less gay than normal porn
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Nutted in my sock sock 😏
Better keep that door lock lock 🔐
♥♥♥♥♥ you better knock knock 🤤
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Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
-- Don Reed
In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.