Honestly, as a suicide attempter I can tell you part of the reason I tried was because I was a lot like Rick from Rick and Morty in that i am at the top of my classes and i am "too smart for my own good". I can rationalize everything with science and I know of the universe's indifference to my exsistence.

Sometimes I like to prolapse my ass and then swing around my colon like a cowboy lasso, then chase old ladies down the street with it screaming in horrible pain. They are too old to run so they get covered in blood and feces while I screech loudly.

♥♥♥♥ is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of ♥♥♥ down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with ♥♥♥ all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your ♥♥♥♥….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

Are you really a virgin if you fap? Let's explore the properties of virginity to help us answer this question. Virginity is lost when you have sex with someone. It's a simple concept. But how? Let's get a logical explanation. When a man penetrates a woman, both their virginities are "taken". But where to? It's actually pretty simple. Their virginities are swapped. Since a woman's virginity can not exist properly in a man, the virginity is therefore invalid and canceled out, and the same applies to a woman taking a man's virginity. However, your hand is a part of you, and therefore does not have its own virginity. When you fap, your virginity is given to your hand, but since your hand is a part of you, your virginity is given right back to you. Even if your hand does have its own virginity, they are both the virginities of the same person, allowing this concept to still be true Finally answer the question: Are you really a virgin if you fap? That answer, ladies and gentlemen, is yes.

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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.