OjamaDylan
Not Dylan   Phoenix, Arizona, United States
 
 
Everything I say is 100% serious. You will never get an ounce of sarcasm or tongue in cheek humor out of me.
Age: 14
Favorite Band: Mordecai and the Rigbys



Philosophically speaking, this had to happen.
"I shoot first ask questions later." "Also known as RDM."
DOPA DOWN!
FUN IS INFINITE!
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK.
>BLOOD
>BLOOD
>BLOOD
GARY LOVES YOU
And let the feast begin.
Grab that Mountain Dew, wormhole closes in five minutes.
If this is one of my old friends checking out my profile please message me I miss you.
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WE’RE BREAKIN’ THE LAW! BREAKIN’ THE WORLD! WE’RE BREAKIN’ THE RULES!
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:EBFgreenslime:Epic Battle Fantasy Collection
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:feeling:MEMETYPER
:summer2019tire:Metro Sim Hustle
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:RonaldRump:Mr.President!
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:NTstars:Not Tonight
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:summer2019trees2:The Haunted Island, a Frog Detective Game
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:twelveminutesphone:Twelve Minutes
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:dmdark:Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel
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Jesus Fan 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15am 
Long time no see, punk. How's it going? I'll tell you how I'm doing, I'm writing this from my XXL bathtub in my penthouse looking at the sunset, sipping on some thousand dollar wine. Yeah that's right, I've made it. What about you? I hear you're spinning a sign for a local sandwich spot, well good on you for supporting local businesses. But I can't help but this of how ironic this is, do you remember what you said to me seven years ago? When you said to me, "You're a little butt boy and I'd love to spit on you haha! Stupid little butt boy, nice butt, butt boy. Do you wanna have a tickle? No? Too bad! Tickle tickle tickle hehe!" Well who's getting tickled now, Butt Boy?
Jesus Fan 4 Jul, 2021 @ 4:35pm 
You are The Jump King!
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Jesus Fan 19 Feb, 2019 @ 6:02pm 
-Rep Gay
lamb 18 Feb, 2019 @ 4:23pm 
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YalkYalk 28 Jan, 2019 @ 6:57pm 
Naruto is better than DBZ lol