are you delusional? you just blabbed how i was hacking for like 3/4s of the match, then say how you "totally got me" cause you wasted time typing for 40 minutes.

+rep pretty good player

Tengo que usar el baño con tanta urgencia que podría atropellar a un niño pequeño para hacerlo.

rawr xd me cago los pantalones

Don’t trust this guy, he lost his virginity to a horse. Then sent me twelve snapchat pics of dying African children in his basement. Six years later he arrived at my doorstep wearing a full body latex suit screaming, "I knew the muffin man!"

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory.