I am from good ol' Blighty. I drink tea, go to work, complain about the current weather and say "Tally Ho" occasionally. I do not, however, have a long twiddly moustache. Nor do I have a monacle...Or a pipe.

Other Stuff:
- I only play games for fun
- Occasionally I record gameplay
- I am on Steam at least once a day...unless something weird happens *X files theme*
- I LOVE ORGANISING STUFF INTO LISTS!!!
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- Nothing more down here
- Nope
- Nada
- Nothing else to see
- Why did you click on "View more info"?
- Are...are you really that bored?
- Stop reading right now!
- Seriously...Stop it!
- No...No...Cease reading!
- I don't think you understand!
- I am just going to stop typing!
- See if I care
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- GO AWAY!
- Please stop!
- I beg you!
- Please!
- Right! I am off to play Left 4 Dead. Ha!
- Keep reading this! See if I care!
- I am running out of things to type
- I will have to start Copy and Pasting Oscar Wilde quotes
- Here it goes!
- "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
- "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
- "A good friend will always stab you in the front."
- "I am not young enough to know everything."
- "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
- Okay! You have reached the end...
- Seriously...You have!
- I would award you an achievement if I could
- *Achievement Unlocked* Bored: Reached the end of my profile!
- Maybe this isn't the end...or Maybe it is...Ooh! Scary!
- Oh for the love of...*Sigh* If I give you a present will you go away?
- BOO!
- I gave you a free jumpscare
- Wait..That didn't scare you?
- AAAAAARGH!
- No?
- BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
- This isn't really worth it.
- 2 minutes of your time wasted by reading this
- Go! Be productive!...Create something interesting!
- Not like that!
- Here are some crayons. Draw a house or something.
- STOP EATING THE DAMN CRAYONS!
- You do not prefer the taste of the green ones!
- I meant "Be Artistic"
- Smearing excrement over the walls is not classed as "Art"
- Come on! Who is going to clear that up?
- Let's find something else for you to do...
- A Ha!
- Take on me!
- *Bad Song Pun*
- Oh right! We were going to find you something to do.
- I will rummage in this dangerous pile o' toys.
- Ah...Ow...Bugger...How did that get in there?...Something just winked at me...Urgh!...What the hell is that?...It's all squishy and squirmy...It just bit me!...You son of a *Ahem*...There is blood all over my hand!...Oh wait a minute!...I think I see something you can have!
- Bingo!
- Here is a ball...Perhaps you would like to bounce it?
- Oh...Got away from you, Huh? Well you keep at it.
- Ow! Don't throw it at me!
- Right! I am leaving this instant!
- Any moment now!
- Just watch me!
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- Come on...Just finish the damn profile info.
- Oh Hell! I am feeling woozy from this cut on my hand.
- I see the lights.
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- I see the party lights!
- They're red and blue and green!
- I think I may be slightly delirious
- More lights!
- I am gonna run right into 'em
- Tally Ho!
* End of Audio Log #28469 *
- Well done if you got the Splinter Cell reference there.
- Give yourself a pat on the back
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- Better than a pat on the head.
- Hurr Durr
- Well...I had better bugger orf!
- See ya later!
- Or not depending on how far you read.
- Bye!
- You were definitely one of my favourites!
- Feel free to send me a friend request...Whether I will accept it or not is another matter.
- I am near the sodding character limit! DAMN IT!
- Okay...I am rambling now!
- Let's wrap this up...
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- Squalor is indeed at large in tidy suburbia!
- Toodle Pip!