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17.5 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
If we ALL agree to jump at the END of the countdown, WHY are some of us jumping ON TWO??
It's not '3..2 Jump!' It's '3..2...1.. Jump!'
And why are you jumping when we're walking in a straight line on a plank??
This game makes me question the intelligence of certain people.
Posted 10 July.
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179.5 hrs on record (179.1 hrs at review time)
Pay attention. Angel is the dude, Skye is the chick. You can't go back.
Posted 8 July.
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399.2 hrs on record (261.7 hrs at review time)
No, mom, it spawned me in the strip club, I swear.
Go ahead, scan me with the Terrorbyte, I'm not ashamed of all those private dances.
Posted 8 July.
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311.7 hrs on record (169.5 hrs at review time)
Any time you reach for a drink or go to scratch your nose, you get a generator skill check.
I must have a bright neon beacon strapped to my back, because every killer loves immediately tunnelling me every game.
Posted 5 July.
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681.1 hrs on record (645.6 hrs at review time)
IQ tests should be mandatory before playing on competitive matchmaking.
Posted 28 June, 2021. Last edited 5 July.
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