I trained my kung fu with bunch of monkeys then fought a gorilla and it was a close call but i won then i tamed the gorilla so we train kung fu and cuddle together in a dingy house i made below the mountain of villagers. Then i stumbled upon a clinic that told me theres a drunken fist school so i signed up and learned how to fist while being drunk and also teached the whole school how to tamed a gorilla while my gorilla clapping in the back admiring me. One of the student fell in love with me so we became lovers but her father hates me because i only train with monkeys and not with champions but she decided to marry me instead so i have a strong ass wife and a gorilla following me. While i was chillin gathering materials to make a fourth house (i sold my first house then bought it again and third house is for my gorilla) my wife got ambushed by a bandit leader and they were fighting so fast i feel like i was watching dragon balls Z. The bandit beat my wife ass, poisoned her and then beat my gorilla and then he jumped at me and i lost but i got saved by a mysterious shifu that told me i got potential so i hire him to bodyguard my ass jic the bandit jumped at my wife again. Then the bandit strikes again after i fought bunch of cobras and he beat my wife ass again so i channel my chi and ♥♥♥♥ to become stronger and tag team with my gorilla and shifu to beat his ass and we did so i stole his whole belonging. To add salt to the wound i deprived him from his kung fu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kung fu panda skadoosh style by making him forget all of his kung fu then i bring his ass to my drunken kung fu school and jail his ass there

This game is something else just need a good translation fix and some easier UI update 8/10

Edit : The bandit made my wife blind so i killed his friend by beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of his friend.