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The True Definition of CSGO

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a game developed by Valve. It is extremely difficult, considering you have to wrangle teammates, manage your economy, predict your enemy's economy, buy the correct ♥♥♥♥, then aim for the head and spray correctly, then there is a bunch of ♥♥♥♥ like grenades, objectives, utility, and whatever the ♥♥♥♥ not.

It's not a game for everyone. You have to be really good with your mouse. There is a story where was so good with his mouse, he game the mouse. The mouse permanently fused into his hand. Now he has to use his other hand for certain things.

The map has multiple maps including Dust 2, which is the only map. And Mirage, but Mirage really isn't working these days.

The game will bring you so many fun experiences. Like playing a game with Aldon Hilter, as he only buys a negev and unpolitely refuses to buy anything else, as we lose 14-16 against 4 bots. In the words of a certain person: "This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay".

You can play as the Terrorist and blow ♥♥♥♥ up while praising the one god; or you can play as the Counter-Terrorist, who counter the Terrorist terrorizing terrorism.

Some of the guns are: the deagle, the ak-47, the p90, the AWP, and most important and the deadliest of all, the decoy grenade. Not many people know that the decoy grenade is sent from the deepest circle of hell, where the souls of the damned are burned and seared alive for all eternity.

On your journey to become better at this game, you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual russians, toxicity, mute people, people that will make you realize that csgo causes metaphysical retardation, or atleast consider it being true. But the worst of all; People who type 'nice try' after you fail your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clutch attempt.

I almost forgot my favorite gun made to unleash the beast of your alter ego from the underworld of infinite earths! "THE SCOUT", that can bang through any walls and the not so surprisingly losing enemy that quits mid game and comes back with x-ray visions and pro aims and casually rapping after the game

GG OGs! GG

the most chilled FPS game because all you have to do is to survive. If you don't want to fight for your survival then it's fine. JUST HIDE hahahahaha