HiredNoobs
~ any pronouns ~
Level
184
Skull
500 XP
 
 
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Profile Awards  1
Badges  356
Games  1,327
Inventory   
Screenshots  2,803
Workshop Items  2
Reviews  35
Artwork  2
Groups  3
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Friends  41
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crowley
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Info
I no longer accept friend requests from people I don't know - if you want to add me leave a comment.

Links
Twitch (not active) [www.twitch.tv]
Trade offer

Name and avatar
Name is usually HiredNoobs. I will link a source/artist for my avatar where possible. Both change frequently, I recommend you set a nickname for me.

Games
Mainly play MMOs and TCGs. If you want to play with me, drop a comment below.

GW1 - HoM [hom.guildwars2.com] | GWAMM: 14/08/24
GW2 - kp [killproof.me]
OSRS - stats [secure.runescape.com]
ESO - CP 1013, main: MagSorc, transmog | mount
FFXIV (Chaos - Cerberus), use my recruitment code: NG7CA8AF. character/stats [eu.finalfantasyxiv.com]
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+5,942
5,955
Achievements
27
Perfect Games
33%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
198.8 hours past 2 weeks
7,115 hrs on record
last played on 8 Nov
Guild Wars 2
203 hrs on record
last played on 5 Nov
Factorio
Achievement Progress   38 of 88
+33
215 hrs on record
last played on 23 Sep
Balatro
Achievement Progress   21 of 31
+16
Comments
Frost 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am 
Hope life is treating you well Hired.
melonka 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:22pm 
you're so cool, anyone ever told you that?
TheShitBrit - Slava Ukraini 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:56pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
TheShitBrit - Slava Ukraini 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31pm 
HiredNoobs 31 Mar, 2016 @ 2:07am
You just got spooked m9
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crowley 15 Jan, 2021 @ 3:07pm 
Affirmative!
crowley 11 Jan, 2021 @ 8:19am 
Hello, I know you dont remember me but we used to play like 4 or 5 years ago :gng: