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📒 * 💙 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 🌋 * 🐊 * 👾 * 👳 * 🚘 * 💚 * 👃 * 🌂 * 💄 * 🌏 * 🐛 * 🐝
ㅤ* A fish staggers into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the landlord. The fish croaks "Water..."
ㅤ* I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
ㅤ* My love life is like a fairy tale—it's grim.
🐠 * 👔 * 🌳 * 👳 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 🎽 * 🎄 * 🍇 * 🎁 * 🥗 * 🌸 * 📗 * 👹 * 👾 * 🥞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe