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Ruined my life. Wasted countless hours of my life in this. I'm addicted and in rehab. It ruined my family and social life.
10/10 Best hat simulator ever.

Half-Life 2: Episode One. I guess you can say....It's a HALF-Sequal. Admit it...you smiled a little....Smile for Gaben's sake you bastard.

So this sort of half sequal to the game is very short game. It's five bucks right now, but I say it's worth it. Kind-of. I am in the middle between Yes and No to recommending this. It's short and it's not as hard as I expected. Or maybe that's just the love of Half Life 2 talking.

Gameplay: Same as the old one.

Graphics: Better than Half Life 2. When I first entered the game and saw Alyx's face. I was smiling because it was more HD than HL2. But those effects start wearing off after I started focusing on the gameplay. But I have to admit I did was in awe here and there after the effects seemed to have rolled off.

Music: Great as always in my opinion.

Why should I not buy this game?
It's very short. So you have TWO (bad joke) options if you like HL2. Get the game or watch a guy complete it on youtube. If you dont mind watching it on Youtube. Watch it on Youtube! If you mind, you should get the game.

Ending statements:
It's up to you. I am in the middle of this so I cant really say what you should pick. Watch it on Youtube or get the game.

*Gaben voice* Thanks! And have fun!

Dota 2 master race.

"Life is not complete until you play at least half of Half-Life 2."

Where do I start with this? Hmm. How about atmosphere?

Atmosphere:
It's amazing. Wherever you go it feels like it's real. That's my opinion, but yours can be different.

Gameplay:
It is hard. It is incredibly hard.
I had to look up walkthroughs everyhour or so! I rage quited a few times and I felt so angry at the enemies!
But what that did do was make the ending more rewarding. When I completed it I thought I was one of the many gods who beat it.
The guns sound like...well.....guns. The guns act like real guns. Yeah.......guns.........

Music:
You need to hear the soundtrack. I dont care if your grandma turned into a potato. JUST HEAR THE SOUNDTRACK. THE MAIN THEME IS ALSO VALVE'S THEME. So whenever you start up a VALVE game you hear the starting of the theme. It's so wonderful to hear it.

Why should I get this game?
Why not, dingus?

This game is overrated:
That is true. Some people say it's the best game ever and will force it down your throat that it's the best. Even though it's a classic and one of the best. There never can be the BEST game. "There is no best, only opinions"- Me.
But I DO recommend it. Just do a favor for yourself and get the game and play it!

Ending statements:
If you're not buying the game and your reasons are not "I dont have any steam wallet money," or "I want another game really bad," then WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?
You havent lived as a gamer until you have played this game. Half Life 3 is the most hyped game of all time! And there's a reason for that! It's amazing and awesome and a classic and one of the best games of all time!

GG and many time's I will re

Make the right choice and buy this game! It will change your life if you play all the way through it and make a opinion about it.
So whatcya waiting for? Hurry up and buy that game ya dingus!

*Gaben voice* Thanks! And have fun!

I know that no one plays it. But I got it for free and might as well review it.

Of the few games I've been in. This is boring. In my opinion it was confusing. "Where do I go?," "What do I do?," "What's the meaning of the universe?," I said while playing this game.

But the biggest problem of all is that no one plays it. Sure you might get like 3 players if you're lucky, But that basically never happens.

And this is what I rate it....
4/10
No one plays it. So dont pick up the game!

I hoped you learned from this review that you shouldn't get it.

gg no re

Ahh.....Mark of the Ninja.....amazing.....

Coming from the people who made Shank and Shank 2, here comes a stealthy and fun tale of the un-named protagonist.

The game's story begins with an attack by a heavily armed force on the dojo of the Hisomu ninja clan. The unnamed ninja protagonist, resting after receiving an extensive irezumi tattoo, is awakened by a female ninja named Ora. Gathering his equipment, the protagonist is able to defeat the attackers and rescue his sensei, Azai, as well as several other members of the clan. Azai tells him about the power of his tattoo and the legend surrounding it, explaining that the ink comes from a special desert flower and grants greatly sharpened senses and reflexes when absorbed slowly into the body, but will ultimately cause one so tattooed with it to descend into madness. To receive the Mark, a ninja swears to kill himself once the madness takes hold. And after that you set on your tale to kill Colonel Karajan and save the clan from his army.
#thankswikipedia


This game is amazing. It has tons of replay value. Like collecting the scrolls, artifacts, and other stuff. You can get the seals that challenge you to do thing likes stealth terrorize a guard by killing his friend with a spike mine, terrorize a guard to kill his own friends, remain un-detected until a certain area.

The art style is orginal and good looking. Un-like Shank and Shank 2, this game has you playing more quiet and sneaky approach to your enemies. Using your darts to take out the lights and distract the guards, getting behind and killing them in a swift move. Or just going to no-kills and killing no one.

For most things, there are different ways to do it. Like getting into a fortress, heavily protected by guards. You can go through the frount door, by the roof, underground, and other ways,

It's a hard game to beat, but when you do beat it, you un-lock a new game plus. Where the game get's harder. You can not see behind you if you just stay in one angle, you cant see what noise some things make, enemies can kill you in one hit, and the enemies are more aware.

What I rate this game is.....
9.5/10
Do yourself a favor and pick this game up! It's wonderful and amazing and a master peice! I hope you think that too.

*Gaben voice* Thanks! And have fun!