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What I got with my hours in the game:
-Best with CO-OP
-A good main mission size, but best done with some really good side missions that are in the game. Adds to the Saints Row universe
-Some aspects feel rushed because this game was actually rushed, but is still a good game
-Soundtrack and visuals are good

-HAS VERY GOOD OPTIMIZATION, MORE THAN SAINTS ROW 3
-Pretty damn fun

I took a ♥♥♥♥, put the ♥♥♥♥ on Call of Duty: Ghosts, called up The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin to double DDT the crapfest, took what was left of it, set it on fire, made it listen to Friday, threw it down Mount Everest, laid it down in the Mariana's Trench, brought it out, put it in nuclear waste disposal site, salvaged it when Half Life 3 came out, put it out on the moon, then set off a nuclear bomb which directly hit the cluster♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥.
And it still looked better than this game.

10/10
Would recommend

"Chickens are some cocky motherf*ckers"
- Me when I was beating up the chickens (pun is intended)

Guacamelee! is about a mexican agave farmer named Juan Aguacate, who becomes a luchador and sets out to save the world when El Presidente's Daughter is kidnapped by an evil charro skeleton named Carlos Calaca. Though the strong point in this game is the combat. But as I always do, I'll start off with the story.

Storyline:
It's alright and other than that there's nothing else to say about it. It's not special, but not bad. And that's all what I can say about the story.

Characters:
They 'aight. There's also is a goat/guy who I would be alright with if he was my dad......but then I would be Daniel Bryan.......Nevermind then.

Platforming:
It's hard and it challenges you how to beat it. It could be simple as jumping to small floating platforms to changing dimensions and dashing herpderping, rooster uppercutting, double jumping, goat climbing, goat flying, turning into a chicken, jumping, and then landing on the checkpoint. Hard, rewarding, and good at the same time.
GG, Drinkbox Studios, GG.

Wham! Bam! And Slam! Combat:
(They dont actually call the call the combat "Wham! Bam! And Slam! Combat", but I just thought of it and had to put it in)
Anyways, the combat is just awesome. Grabbing my enemies and piledrivering them to rocks was more fun than I imagined. And booting them off a cliff to their deaths. You just have to see how good the combat is. Fun and hard enough that's it's not a breeze.

Abilties:
Fun to do and usefull in combat. Goat flying into a skeleton's skull has never been more satisfying.

Easter Eggs:
This game has alot of them. If you want to see some just go into my Guacamelee! screenshots and see them, but if you're thinking of getting this game. Dont spoil all of them for yourself. I loved each and every references this game had in it.

Ending statements:
This game is fun, hard, challenging, rewarding, and good game to play through in your spare time. So If you're looking for a small game where you're a luchador in a 2D world that can bashing skeleton's head in a f#cking wall. Then this is your game, senoir.

6.8/10
*Mexican Gaben voice*
Gracias! y divertirse!

You can get a stylish knife in TF2 from this game. That's all you need to know.

Re-skins are love
Re-skins are life

Why does this exist?

"HEEELP"
- The line you say in Synergy

Synergy is a co-op multiplayer thingy for Half-Life 2, Lost Coast, Episode One, and Episode Two. And my Gaben it's fun to play with friends. It's free, but you have to buy Half Life 2 and then you can download Synergy. You wont regret getting Synergy.

Gameplay: Same as Half Life 2, but with friends! So....yeah....

Music: Same as Half life 2, it's one of the best soundtracks.

Why shouldn't I get this game?
If you have no friends who have Half Life 2 or just dont want to play Synergy with you. I guess this game isnt all that good, but if you have friends who want to play with you. Then this game is great. It's also free like I said before so before I finish this sentence, you should be downloading this game.
The sentence: Sometimes I dream about cheese.....

Ending statements:
This game is fun and it's good to play with your friends. Synergy is a good game and unless you have no friends, I see no reason why you shouldn't download this game, but there are so glitches you might encounter in this game. Like teleporting to places you shouldn't be, but this game is still good and you should get it right now.....And I mean right now. Like stop reading this sentence and download the game....

6/10
*Gaben voice* Thanks! And have fun!

"FIRE FIRE FIRE!"
"BLACK MAGIC! THE FIRE JUST APPEARED UNDER MY FEET! HEEEELLPPP MEE......"
"WHO THREW THE MOLOTOV?!"
- What people usually say when I throw a Molotov at their feet and watch them burn

Left 4 Dead 2, even though it's a game about zombies and all that surviving and the end of the world apocalypse thing, is pretty silly. More to that later on. Right now we start off with the most important part of the review, the gameplay.

Gameplay: It's fun. You get to kill hundreds of zombies with guns and FIRE and the most fun weapon in the game, the chainsaw. Helping your team out by whipping out your chainsaw and going chainsaw first in the horde is awesome. Its makes you feel like an immortal badass coming to save your teammates by cutting through those zombies and showing the tank who's the best. And that all feels great!

Music: It has the creepy, zombie like feel to it. It just feels......like you’re in an apocalypse and there's no hope of surviving. It's that sad, zombie-like, songs that make you feel..........in that moment. Like you're there with what could be the survivors of the zombie apocalypse that will get through this chapter in human history! It feels like you're there, in the moment, in that place. And all that feels creepy and awesome at the same time.

Community: There always will be noobs in the game, but that's alright since there are more people who know what they're doing and you have friends. The friends who sometimes screw you over, but always try to help you. If you're friends are not like that. I dont think you have the friends you should have. This game is so much fun with friends though. Valve did a amazing job of making you feel accomplished in there games, and this makes you feel accomplished.

Graphics: They’re good. Pretty normal.

Mods and add-ons: Who are you if you don’t play this game with mods? Do you know what the meaning of fun is? A doge flashlight, Coach in a shirt with cheeseburgers on it, and Nick as Nicolas Cage with Cage’s heads in random places around his shirt are one of the many. Mods are love, mods are life.

What makes this game silly?
Besides killing hundreds of zombies with a frying pan? Mods. There are so many silly mods out there for Left 4 Dead 2.

What shouldn’t I get this game?
If you don’t have many friends who have this game or aren’t willing to buy it or just don’t want to play with you. It can be tough playing this game along or with strangers who don’t talk much.

Ending words:
If the things I said about this review makes you want to be a silly badass, then get this game! I don’t see reasons unless don’t have many friends who have this game or any of the other reasons.
7/10
“Pills here”

*Gaben voice* Thanks! And have fun!

"They told me I could be anything. I became a alcholic doctor that had five shots of whiskey, half a bottle of vodka, seven beers, a bottle of rum, and drank almost two bottles of scotch."
- Wise words from a near dead homeless psychopathic drunk that you play in Surgeon Simulator 2013


Let's start this review from this totally silly and insane game, with the difficulty and gameplay.

Gameplay: This is hard. It's really flipping hard. My friends told me Fallout 3 was hard, but in comparistion it Fallout is like playing any Call of Duty game on easy mode. I do not recommend this game if you do not like hard games. I dont like this game very much. It's way too hard for a person like me. I shouldn't have to give you a warning! This game is about having to do surgery with one hand and having no one to help you. Remember what I say about the difficulty before buying this game, you little psychopath, you.

Soundtrack: Amazing. Just......why wouldn't you like the soundtrack? Please go die in a nuclear fire if you dont like it.

Art style: I love it. Nigel's hand kind-of looks like the medic's hand in TF2. There is actually a TF2 styled level! You're the medic and you replace the heavy's heart, just like in the Meet the Medic trailer. And.....it's harder than I thought.........So...yeah.

Why shouldn't I get this game?
The only reason I can think of is....again....is that this game's really hard. If you're like me, I enjoy sawing through peoples bones, but the blood goes quick and cutting through the bones and kidneys and hearts and lungs is really hard to cut through with one hand. But if you think you're a good enough doctor to do it with one hand. Go right ahead.

Why should I get this game?
It's silly, original, and you get to show the middle finger to your soon-to-be victim.


In the end, I recommend this game because it's something new! Something funny and silly! Get this game if you have bought the other awesome games of the sale. There may be better and more fun games than this, but this game will keep the glued to the screen for some time.
8/10

*Gaben voice* Thanks! And have fun!

Have you ever wanted to do random ♥♥♥♥ in space?
Ever wanted to be in space and say "Screw you, NASA"?
Ever wanted to make random noises to your friends?
I think we all have. And in this game you can do that!

In a nutshell. Iz gud game to play with friends. Without friends (in my opinion) I dont think it's fun...at all. But if you have friends, play this game with them and have a good time!

*Gaben voice* Thanks! And have fun!