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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:46am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:59am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:45am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:59am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:58am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:03am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 May @ 9:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:36am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:43am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:11am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:12am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:00am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:41am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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