Скорошни рецензии на HermitTheToad

Honestly, no one's going to read this review, so I'll just say I love committing war crimes on civilians.

You know, if Sega was smart they would release the soundtracks from these games.

You know a game is good when you would pay for it. Like I would pay for this game, Usually I would wait until I have like 20 hours before I write a review, but just half an hour playing this game tells me all I need to know.
Like seriously, this game is good, its new and original, has great mechanics and atmosphere, and It doesn't feel like a modern fps.
And for a new free2play fps, it actually has a good player base. I had no issues finding a match.
The other thing I like is how it feels loyal to original fps games, like Quake, Wolfenstein , Doom, Halo, and Half life, in the sense of it is it's own game, and not a cheap clone.
I do think it would be cool to see larger matches though.

I was a little disappointed I couldn't built the United nations after I killed everybody and invaded their land.
It was still fun watching the cities burn though.

Told me I was garbage.

Hit the nuke with the shovel they said.
It'll be fun they said.

if you play this game when you're high its pretty fun I guess.



Just don't make the narrator angry.

I don't know how, but I got it running off of 2 gigs of ram,
It took longer to load than it did to download, but it still ran.

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To many annoying children.