Recent reviews by Hermes Trismegistus

My child begs me to stop playing, but my empire must grow.

I hate this game, and you will too.

Bugs and Bots

I cumed (Edit) I cumed again.

I've only had this game for 2 weeks. 3 days have been stolen by this demon, many more to come.
If you value your soul, turn back, while you still can. If not, venture forward, set a simple goal you think is only going to take you 20 or so minutes, but by the time you actually start doing the thing 5 hours have passed.
10/10

Elden Ring is not for everyone, but i believe firmly that it opens the door for so many more people who wish to experience a souls game. Combat is fantastic, story (which you have to look for and interpret for the most part) is amazing and leave plenty to the imagination. The music is phenomenal, every score is fitting for the environment and fight. I'll just say 11/10 before i get carried away, i love this game and I have high hopes for the DLC(S).

Thought i had a friend, we killed together, healed together, shared laughs and cries together. But the moment we were alone he ended my life. 10/10 gaem maed fore frens anm foems.

I bought this game right when I saw the trailer for it, at the time with only 4 survivors and 4 stages. The game still had hours of play time, the fact that 3 people made this is incredible. Now that the game is fully released and has had 4 content updates, it's clear that this game is going to keep up in quality and content. And even if 2021 expansion is ♥♥♥♥, I will still buy it and play the ♥♥♥♥ out of it. The dev's behind this slaughter machine have my wallet and card In their hands and they can charge how ever much they want.

it a gud game. me and my frind has so much fun on sandbox sever. i mod on all of tham(my dad wrks 4 gmod and gaive me mod) just to say. its good game 10/10