Seriously, few things trigger me as much as that awful "Xd". The combination of x and d can be used in many wonderful ways. Something is funny? You put "xD". Something is very funny? Go ahead: "XD"! Something makes you cry with laughter? "XDDD" and done. You smile to yourself? "xd". No problem. And what does this keyboard evolution monster, this scourge of human aesthetics - "Xd" - have to do with it? What does it even mean? A dead person with their tongue hanging out? Let me tell you what it means. It means that you have capitalization turned on in your phone for starting sentences, but you don't want to bother hitting the caps lock for just one "d" later. Will the sky fall? I don't think so. "Xd" is a symptom of not caring about me as a conversation partner, because you can't even bother to send me the correct emoticon. Do you respect me? Use "xd", "xD", "XD", take your pick. Don't you respect me? Show it. Just put that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "Xd" in one message. I don't say hello.