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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 6:15am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 7:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:56am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:54am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:02am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 11:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:51am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 7:12am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:07am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:02am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 11:01am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:54am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 5:20pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:02am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:49am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:04am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:04am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 7:00am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 11:48am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:34am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:41am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 8:33am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:15pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 6:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:37am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 12:29pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 5:55am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 9:42am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 4:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 11:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 8:36am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 9:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:45am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:46pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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