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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 4 lutego 2016 o 23:24

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 15:12

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 15:23

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odblokowano: 4 lutego 2016 o 23:37

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 7:52

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odblokowano: 2 lutego 2016 o 23:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 15:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 10 sierpnia 2015 o 1:36

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2015 o 5:26

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2015 o 6:59

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 2 lutego 2016 o 22:42

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 8:10

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odblokowano: 11 czerwca 2015 o 5:35

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 10 sierpnia 2015 o 12:07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2015 o 2:15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2015 o 5:08

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 4 lutego 2016 o 23:37

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2015 o 13:52

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 10 sierpnia 2015 o 12:15

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 9 czerwca 2015 o 6:34

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 8:16

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odblokowano: 9 czerwca 2015 o 6:33

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2015 o 5:37

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2015 o 6:59

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2015 o 2:06

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odblokowano: 2 lutego 2016 o 23:20

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 10 czerwca 2015 o 14:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2015 o 5:08

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 18 kwietnia 2015 o 6:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 8:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odblokowano: 20 kwietnia 2015 o 8:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odblokowano: 4 lutego 2016 o 23:21

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odblokowano: 20 lutego 2016 o 12:03

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odblokowano: 1 listopada 2016 o 8:34