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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 3:18am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:27am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 2:58pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:41am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:11pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:20am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:34am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:24am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:38am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:44am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:04pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 4:30am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:27am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:12am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:41am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:26pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:26am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:25am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:23am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:23am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:47am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:12am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:25am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:13am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:35am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:17am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 9:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 3:40am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 7:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:52pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:25am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:03pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:11am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 7:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:29am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:31am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:35am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:00pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:47am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:13am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 1:06pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:44am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:15am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:33am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:51pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:26pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:59am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:20am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:44pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:40pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 9:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:03am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 11:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:50am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:42am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:43am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:24am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:37am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:47pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:25am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:27am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 5:31am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:41am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:26am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:25am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:37am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:34am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:04am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:25pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:33am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 1:18am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:51pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:44am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:38am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 9:22am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:01am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:42am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 4:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 9:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:39am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:01am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:59am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:04am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:06am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:28pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:28pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:50am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 5:30am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:57am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 5:54am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:05am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:22am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:22am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:24am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:59am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:00am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:45pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:59am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:18am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:28am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:06am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:34am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 5:29am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:25pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:11am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:44pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:49am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:58am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:43am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:06pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:35am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:45pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:45pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:13pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:13pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:40pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:29pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:20pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:15am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:17am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 7:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:29am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:16pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:43pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:12pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:27am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:43am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:41am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:34pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:15pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:29am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:29am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:28am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:34am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:21pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:16pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:39pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:39am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:36am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:09pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:29pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:00pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:57am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:29pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:34am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:18pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:18pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:17pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:21pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:48am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:48am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:47am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:28am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:08am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:17pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:27am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:47am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:09am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:44am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:25am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:14pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:34am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:32am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 4:59am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:35pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:33am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:25am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:14pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 7:49am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:12am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:30am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:16am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:15am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:38am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:42am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:46am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:26am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:35am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:35am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:11am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 5:31am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:17am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:17am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:55am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:48am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:13am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:32am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:35am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:48am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:27am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:55am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:34am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:44am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:17pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:33am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:54am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:27am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:26am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:43am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:50am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 5:29am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:53am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 5:52am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:15pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:43pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:12pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:18am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:30pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:25am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:21am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:44am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:06am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:48am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:13am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:00am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:28am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:47am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:56am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:08pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 3:11am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:33am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:10am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:54am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:53am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:37am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:33am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:26am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 7:57am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:43am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:34am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:25am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:45am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:49am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 4:49am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:06am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:33am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 8:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 4:48am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:32am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:47am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 5:39am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:10am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:52am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked