yo man why'd ban me for no reason

one time I stuck a bionicle up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for pleasure

What do you give an armless child for Christmas? Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.

investigate ufo incidents

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings saying, "you'll be next!"

They stopped though, once I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.....

Whats yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

funny ass joke