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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:06am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:35am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:53pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:40am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:19am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 11:07am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 11:08am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:15am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:29am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:57am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:15am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:37am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:10am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:35pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:02am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 8:50am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:20pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:21am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:34am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:02am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:19am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:56am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:00am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:20am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:40am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:47am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:07am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:02pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:48am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:32am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:13am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 6:31am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:06am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:26am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.