Wait a moment traveller and list what I do say.

I was once a sea captain, proud and free from the lords of the land. I would plough the waves looking for trading opportunities where ever they might arise. Then one day, I spied an Imperial port burning on the horizon. Orks, a race of foul green-skinned barbarians were trying to loot the city, with four of their great war hulks. Knowing their plight, I cast the die and chose to defend the Imperial port against the fleet.

The Orks brought four capital ships and I only had one myself... Along with three Imperial patrol craft that got sunk within the first few minutes of combat. My crew and I managed to fight our way through four Ork ship boardings! In the first we started with twenty-nine and ended with twenty-one or so. In the second we ended with nineteen. In the third with just eleven brave souls! The fourth and final boarding began... We last eleven, standing proudly against nearly thirty Orks.

The fighting was intense, the last of the marines swinging his warhammer and taking down many of the greenskins with righteous fury, none could stand against his wroth. Sadly, it was not enough... A smaller one of their kind, a thing so low that they sometimes used them as a replacement for proper cannon balls, stabbed him in the back and he was brought down. Finally, only two of us remained. Myself and my ship's sniper. Using my shield to block and memory to guide me, I kited the Orks around until only seven were left, though sadly the sniper was killed by one of the bastards.

On my own, I made a glorious last stand, keeping my back against a wall, I blocked with my shield and swiped at them whenever the chance was presented to me. By Sigmar's will, a miracle occurred, and one by one, the foul greenskins fell. In that moment, victory was finally ours... But, yet another of their foul ships had seen the fighting and come to join it. A fifth ship stove in the hull of my already battered and wrecked flagship.

Still, the crew of the Bloody Tyrant held out against a hundred Orks and were not found wanting once!