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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:57am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:45am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:57am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:44am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 9:25am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:58am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:25am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:15am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:12am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:16am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:59am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:48am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:09am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:55am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:19am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 12:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:26am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:43am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:12am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:44am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 8:25am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:09am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 9:25am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 9:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:54am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:12am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 5:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:55am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 9:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 5:25am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:55am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:54am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:12am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 9:32am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:29am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 12:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:47am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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