Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks

The Things We Do

Fisticuffs

I Got The Remedy

Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.

Helping Hand

Medic!

We All Need A Friend Like You

New Vocation

An Apple A Day

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!