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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:47pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2020 @ 3:58pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 8:31am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:33pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 5:52am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:00am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 10:57am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 8:24am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:39am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 4:09am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2021 @ 12:47pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 3:43pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 9:13am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2020 @ 3:58pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2020 @ 6:27am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 1:35pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 10:47am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2020 @ 1:23pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 10:46am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 3:46am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 8:06am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 6:16am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 8:07am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:38pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:50am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 11:46am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 7:42am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:29am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:14am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:19am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 6:23am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:50am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:41pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:23am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:54am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 10:41am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 11:48am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 7:29am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:44am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 2:49pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:04am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 8:51am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.