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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 8:05pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2016 @ 6:18pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 8:15pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:47am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:16am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 2:06pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 4:27am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 2:53am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 8:40am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 7:01am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:14am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:33am

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 8:07pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:14pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:42pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:34pm



Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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