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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 10:36am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 12:23pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 10:58am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 11:02am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:03pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 11:41am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 2:43pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 7:30am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 9:31am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 12:58pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 4:23pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 8:06pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 8:25am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 9:03am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:32pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:11pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 8:54am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 7:12pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:41pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 4:36pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 11:08am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 12:01pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 12:48pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 10:31am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 8:52am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 3:59pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:17pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:17pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 8:38am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 7:30pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg10, 2017 @ 9:49am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg10, 2017 @ 9:49am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:46am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:37pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg03, 2018 @ 4:59pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 10:33am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 7:35am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 8:42am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 7:35am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 10:20am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:09pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 11:26am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 10:31am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 7:50pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 11:38am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 11:43am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Mở khóa vào 30 Thg09, 2017 @ 11:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 11:11am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 12:18pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 12:08pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg05, 2017 @ 11:46am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:41pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 12:25pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:52pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:40pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 12:58pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 12:23pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 10:13am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 8:07pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Mở khóa vào 30 Thg09, 2017 @ 11:07am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 1:26pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:26pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:34pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:54pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg05, 2017 @ 8:08pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 9:29am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:02am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:06pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:37pm

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:02pm

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:02pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 8:41am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 9:15am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 10:19am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:52pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg10, 2017 @ 7:05pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg10, 2017 @ 11:25am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg10, 2017 @ 1:09pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Mở khóa vào 11 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:21pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2017 @ 10:24am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg10, 2017 @ 12:28pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg10, 2017 @ 10:10am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09, 2017 @ 12:57pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:36pm