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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 10.36

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 12.23

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 10.58

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 11.02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 12.34

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 5.10.2017 klo 17.03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 11.41

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 14.43

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 7.30

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 9.31

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 12.58

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 16.23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 20.06

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 8.25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 9.03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 16.32

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 18.11

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 8.54

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 19.12

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 17.41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 16.36

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 11.08

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 12.01

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 13.50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 12.48

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 12.54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 10.31

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 8.52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 15.59

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 5.10.2017 klo 16.17

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 15.17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 8.38

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 19.30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 8.10.2017 klo 9.49

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 8.10.2017 klo 9.49

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 7.10.2017 klo 11.46

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 6.10.2017 klo 18.37

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 5.3.2018 klo 16.59

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 10.33

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 7.35

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 8.42

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 7.35

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 10.20

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 5.10.2017 klo 17.09

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 11.26

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 10.31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 19.50

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 11.38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 11.43

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 30.9.2017 klo 11.57

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 11.11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 12.18

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 12.08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 5.5.2017 klo 11.46

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 16.41

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 12.25

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 5.10.2017 klo 15.52

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 14.40

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 12.58

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 12.23

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 10.13

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 20.07

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 30.9.2017 klo 11.07

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 13.26

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 16.26

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 5.10.2017 klo 12.34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 17.54

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 6.5.2017 klo 20.08

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 9.29

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 11.02

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 7.10.2017 klo 13.12

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 8.10.2017 klo 14.06

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 7.10.2017 klo 12.37

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 11.10.2017 klo 17.44

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 11.10.2017 klo 17.02

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 11.10.2017 klo 17.02

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 8.41

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 9.15

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 10.19

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 13.52

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 11.10.2017 klo 19.05

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 8.10.2017 klo 11.25

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 7.10.2017 klo 13.09

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 11.10.2017 klo 17.21

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 1.10.2017 klo 10.24

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 7.10.2017 klo 12.28

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 8.10.2017 klo 10.10

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 27.9.2017 klo 12.57

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 3.10.2017 klo 18.36