Can you help me find my Testicle? I think I left it in your SSD...

yoo.. once u have mood to play StateOfDecay2, let me know

MATE, I CAN'T MATE. MY MUM JUST STARTS TWERKING HER ASS AGAINST THE SCREEN WHEN YOU APPEAR.

I NJUSTNEED ONE PEEEK PLEASE JSUT OIEN PEEEK IM SO

IM SO ♥♥♥♥ DESPERATE I NEEED IT IM RUBIN MUY ♥♥♥♥ ACGAINST THE SCREEN AS WE SPEAK

OPLEASE I NEED TO SIT ON THE CHAIR PLEASEE

have secks with your mum please and let me sit on the chair

WRONG

You ate my cat!

This guy shoot my family dog and stole our gun.

Dude, i love cars.

Yeah bro, I agree 100% fax

Se les isto, encántache o galo no cu

DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING THIS MA SAYS. HES A 100% REAL ISRAELI TIER 1 SUB

NO!!! SHE'S REAL, SEE!?

Mate, neco arc is not real! Wake up to REALITY PLEASE YOUR FAMILY HATES YOU.

Guys, don't listen to these Epstein-bots, they're here to slander my good name.

hamster boi

Ignore this man, he's a known incestious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Mate, ever seen the movie Wall-e? It's about a robot who's wandering around Earth doing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The thing is, he's got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

The child of destiny must be made! Quickly! Have sex with your mother!

Hey, kid! You want super powers!? Let me tell you a trick to get some epic super powers! First, take a normal dining bowl, then drink atleast 5 liters of water. Second, take a leak in the bowl and mix in some bleach and sulfuric acid. Thirdly, take a tube that's approximately 40mm in length and width. And finally, the last step! Insert the tube inside the liquid and take a good ol' whiff! Mmmmm ... you can almost feel your new powers surging through out your body! Congratulations! You now have entered Equestria as a God emperor with super powers! Now you can go and fight the bad guys! Good luck!

My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi

Except I can.

Mate, nothing can beat the gorilla meat :DDDD

Oh ♥♥♥♥. Well, you want to get "remember to breath" tattooed on your forehead and carry a big mirror around with you at all times.

Mate how do you not forget to breathe??? :DDD

*proceeds to get decapitated by the helicopter blades*

MICHELLE OBAMA GET UP:DDD

Go DIY unalive

No way!! x33 nuzzle wuzzle

dude i have an urge to ♥♥♥♥ you. like meet met at the unisex bathrooms so we can like ♥♥♥♥

And I didn't beat my wife, she just moved into my punches.

Im no fatherless, its my father who's sonless

HAH! OI PATRICK LOOK! THE BRITISH ARE COMING NOW. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? UNEXPLODE THE CAR?

Better love story than twilight.

What's up guys it's Quandale Dingle here.
I've been arrested for multiple crimes.
Including battery on a police officer,
Grand theft, declaring war on Italy and public indecency.
I will be escaping prison on March 28th.
I just escaped prison.
I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringles house.
As I was running away from cops.
I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off.
A guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison.
My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.

General Shepherd did nothing wrong. Ghost & Roach deserved it.

@Azu2V all in jest, mate

+rep what a funny little chap you are

Merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you coot

Colonel, im trying to sneak past the guards but my big ♥♥♥♥ keeps making noise.

That's a big boy with some big words.

Straight up facts that is mate.


*gets cancelled for the use of the word: straight"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYDkuelbkCE

By god, what spaghetti soup did you eat this morning!? On guard!

Warfin hüwin weliceni, wain oletteco luceneet anticin cirouxifta certomuxen "Ültäcüllæsen hüwincüönüt Homeros"? Certoumuxefa ecintü müof Homeroxen perilinen Bartos, ioten anticin comediaa riittæpi coco ciricon cülælle. Cannattaawi lucea ioutuin

iha ok mut ootko kattonu simpsonit sarjasta jakson himo läski homer :D siinä esiintyy koko simpsonit perhe eli myös bart simpsons homer poika fanit saavat nauraa ja naurattaahan se tietty myös vaikka homerin läski kuteet ja muut :D kannattaa kattoo nopee

Who left a comment on my profile? BRUH, DUN BE DELETING

♥♥♥♥ off, m8, I'll bang ya out in tesca's parkin lot!