What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my goal, you little bronze? I’ll have you know I'm at the top of my friend list in ranked 1v1, and I’ve aerial hit numerous goals against Rizzo, and I have over 300 confirmed turtle goals. I am trained in fast kickoffs and I’m the top Scarab user in the entire ranked 3v3 queue. You are nothing to me but just another Merc. I will save your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goals with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with spamming 'Whew.' to me over the Internet? Think again, Road Hog. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of champ players across the ESL league and your car is being colored poo-brown right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ELO. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bronze, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can aerial goal in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a merc. Not only am I extensively trained in ramming goalies, but I have access to the entire map of boost canisters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Neo Tokyo, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “What a save!” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have used the Takumi. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you merc-using idiot. I will slow dribble goals against you and you will forfeit in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demo'd, kiddo.