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Hi Petrus,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On the behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeller is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donator package. However, I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" horse genitalia you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Regards,
Mr-Potato - PinkieCraft Server Manager
" Keep on clopping. "

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