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"Jesus won't cut you off before you're through
With him you won't never get a crossed line,
And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised
He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life.

The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference
He's in at any hour, day or night
And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free
He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life."

-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are
men who want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean
without the roar of its many waters.
-- Frederick Douglass
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
-- A Chinese child
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The young lady had an unusual list

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𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎

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……………Merry Christmas………
…………........Everyone…………

Kurwa tu powinny być zajonce i inne te skurwysyny a nie drzewko. Ale jestem leniwym hujem i daje ci z drzewkiem na wielkanoc. :)