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~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

A blind man walks in to a bar...... and a chair....... and a table........

You know. you're a pretty cool guy. one of those guys that i would share a beer with with if i had an extra one that had been outside for a really long time and I didn't want anymore. I would share a sandwich with bacon, lettuce, mayo, onions, meat, more meat, pickles, raviolis, maybe some kale but only if I didn't want it anymore. you are one of those guys that I would make a profile on a dating site for and share a bunch of fake info girls would want to read. I would be willing to help you get a girl as long as i would get in on that after you are done with her. you are one of those guys that i wouldn't mind being stuck on an island with because i feel like you would end up getting yourself killed and then I would eat your body.
Just felt like sharing that with you <3

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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