Recent reviews by Poliostasis

They added mutherf*cking vampires now, why not get this bloody game? Jesus Christ,

Also, I don't have so much time on the game mostly because I used to play it 24/7 when it was only on iPad or iPhone

8/10 seems simple yet complicated, still very fun!

This is one of those not so popular games that are actually really addictive and fun.

9/10 rated high because of how creative you can be, also because of the modding community!

You f*cking trannnnnnnnnnnnnsformer!

This is good for trolling and about anything,
7/10 lowered cuz of the price tag, I got it on sale, I hope u do too

Ur the best, around, nobody's ever gonna keep you down, ur the best around,

And I forgot the rest of the lyrics!

Spore, GG, can't say much more other then you can make one of the best, and what I can tell, f*cking amazing long cylinder shaped objects with a big head and two big legs!

8.5/10 it ain't the best thing ever, but it's really really unique.

This game is a game about trucks, and you are on THOSE trucks, and trying to jump on one and the other, I don't f*cking know why you would want to do that, but you should. If you preordered it, it would of been cheaper and you would of got Totally Accurate Battle Simulator pre-alpha. But I think this game is worth $14.99 for it's amount of fast-paced action, graphics, and TRUCKS!

9000/10 "Makes you wanna do this in real life"

Third Edit: I love this game now, and it's only in early access, so, yeaaaah

1. Became a Stegosaurus
2. Found a lake
3. Made some Trike buddies
4. A bunch of carnivores came at the other side of the lake
5. Found more trike buddies and a diabloceratops
6. Formed an emotional bond with the trikes and diablo
7. Try to attack the Carnivores but soon got halve of my entire herd killed without killing barely any Carnivores
8. A trike buddy did assistant suicide on another trike
9. My entire herd got killed by the carnivores
10. The carnivores injured me and let me rot away till I died

(This is a true story)

10/10 I cried with enjoyment.

*Gets warframe* *costs alot of storage* "oh well, people have told me this was a great game" *opens game* *shows a little window saying something about firewall* "...." *closes the game* *starts up the game again* *the game starts loading crap* "okay...." *waits for it still* *loads up fully* "Noice, now to start the game--" *still loads* "...." *the bar doesn't even move up a pixel* [10 or much more minutes later] *the bar is only 33%* "♥♥♥♥ you game" *uninstalls Warframe* *feels good about it*

9/10 I feel good about uninstalling it

OH MY GOD, THIS GAME IS FRIGGIN GOOD. HOW COULD DESTROYING EARTH BE ANYMORE FUN?!?!?! That's right, it can't. But this game just broke the friggin law with how AWESOME it is, I am not joking but this game is worth the money, When you get the game, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T REFUND IT. I refunded it then I came back to it to rebuy it, so don't think about it. This game is omega fun on the other side and there isn't many bad things about it other then gliches, I just like destroying the Earth then turning it into another planet :^)

This game is only in Alpha 17, there are way more things that lay ahead of it, and if you see this review when it is the full version, GET THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ALREADY, THESE GUYS WHO MADE IT ARE A-M-A-ZING.

I'm gonna review this game again, Sure, it may not run on my computer, and I payed for it, and it got Free to play, so yeah, kinda angry

but as of right now, for other people, it's free, so give it a try I guess

this game is way better then cookie clicker, the game is funny and very very very very addictive...



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