Click here to see if you're eligible to swap trading cards with me [beta.steamtradematcher.com]


DO NOT ADD ME IF YOU "WANT TO BE FRIENDS" UNLESS I KNOW YOU!

But, if you actually know me, or consider me a friend, and I even vaguely know you, then feel free to.


DO NOT BEG FOR CARDS AND GAMES. I GOT THESE WITH MONEY, NOT BEGGING.
No, I am NOT selling my steam trading card Beta access. Don't act up when I refuse to sell it.
No, I am NOT selling any of my cards.
No, I am NOT gay. I do NOT want to see your penis, and I do NOT want to date you. Why do you think I'd be interested in a stranger whose first instinct is to be a creepy ♥♥♥♥?
No, I do NOT want to be your friend JUST because I have a lot of games, cards, etc. If you're going to add me, make it count for a real reason. Adding someone for their games and cards is like befriending someone JUST because they have money. You pathetic pile of ♥♥♥♥.

Please respect that my primary language is English.
Yo no hablo español, 我不会说中国话, Je ne parle pas français, 私は日本語が話せない.
Don't act offended if I have no idea what you're talking about.


Click this to offer me a trade. Please note, I ONLY swap 1:1 same-set (Unless I have L5 of said badge)

Please don't send me group invites. I really couldn't care less about them.

Got a complaint? E-mail it to imawhineytwatface@gmail.com (This is my legitimate complaint email)


With all that out of the way, here's a decent-ish bio.

I'm Geist.
I'm 20-something.
I'm a car, gun and radioactive material collector.
Specifically, I have a thing for lightweight RWD cars, wooden-furnished, vintage, or otherwise interesting/obscure guns, and anything radioactive that isn't gonna kill me to death.
I'm a patient dude who doesn't really talk to many people, and takes ages to get out of his shell. That being said, if I think you're cool, I'm probably gonna bother the everloving ♥♥♥♥ out of you.
I've got a low tolerance for idiocy.

Current Vehale Lineup:
R33 Skyline GTS4 Coupe
R34 Skyline Sedan (Just a 20de, nothin' fancy)
S14 Silvia (My first car)
JB74W Jimny

Current Vehale Wishlist:
I'd do unspeakable things for a manual swapped V12 Toyota Century.
Z32 Fairlady, hardtop 2 seater rolling body, so I can get back into drag racing.
S12 Silvia Gazelle RSX
Honda S660 (Manual only)