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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:45pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:01am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:21am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked