Recent reviews by SchizoAfroDude

This game broke my mouse and it was worth it.

Not as great as borderlands 2.

The shortest game you'll ever play. Plus you get a really funny achievement.

A small game about this chick who is afraid of getting old and i guess has a dream where she becomes old and there's this woman who puts you through the lives of four eldery people and you have the option of killing them or not. It's not your typical dungeons and dragons kind of game but a slice of life kind of game.
It's not bad for an RPGmaker got it for 19 cents so it's ok i guess.

Boobies the sequel.

It's a game about bring an artist and selling art to people. Very addicting.

A game where you shower with your Dad.

Boobies the game.

Got this game for 20 bucks and i gotta say this is the first Shantae series I've ever played and i loved it.
Anyways on with the review.
It's about a half genie named Shantae who lost her powers she wakes up one morning to find that the village is under attack by Ammo Baron's minions.
The villiagers ask Shantae to help the town so you go to Ammo Baron and fight him. As soon as you beat him you get a court summons to the royal palace and you go home to take a bath only to find that a pirate name Risky Boots who at first thought was an enemy but turns out to be an ally to help you get rid of the curse that the pirate master placed on her and her crew.
So you go to island to island to help defeat each boss to get rid of the curse and to one day fight the pirate master.

Unplayable. Thanks for taking my money yet again Bethseda.