Recent reviews by Garbage Mammal

If you want a quick summary of this game, I will provide one.

Alright, time to peek my head out for .2 seconds.
"Enemy Spotted"
BANG
"Terrorists Win"

Almost 20 hours in this game now, but I haven't seen any strength upgrades. Not sure how a character with level 1 strength is ever supposed to even lift a house, let alone flip it. The cleaning mini-game is fun though, I guess.

Zombee

Now, call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure there are more than 6 towers to defend from bloons. Very misleading title.

Why do people say that The Binding of Isaac is hard? Just go to controls and you can bind Isaac.
Boom. Problem solved. Don't ask why it took me over 200 hours to bind Isaac. Don't worry about it.

Pootis pencer here.

If you're on the fence about buying this game, you should do it. And here's some advice from a self-designated PRO GAMER. You wanna head to Quarry Junction, it's directly north of Goodsprings. Just walk up there for a while, you'll see some signs that tell you to go back, don't worry about them. When you hear the roaring sounds followed by the combat music, you know you've found the hidden stash of guns and ammo.
Happy Trails!

Spangbobby hehehe

I asploded. Good game.

Iss good. Kinda glitchy, but better than xenoverse. Good game, but fix glitch plz.