Recent reviews by Garbage Mammal

this game got me going like ahh (dats me yellin).

Not a very hard 100 percent, but also not a particularly fun one. The game is phenomenal, but if you're a completionist you could do better.
That being said, git gud.

Do you like getting all the achievements for games?
Do you like spending hours on end grinding the same enemies so that you can earn one(1) spell that you need for an achievement?
Do you like spending more hours grinding different enemies so that you can earn one(1) ring that you need for an achievement?
If you said yes to all these things, Dark Souls 3 is for you!
That being said, it only took me 87 hours to get all the achievements, and I'm not even good, so...
Git gud?

daddy
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I want to go downstairs to get a drink, but what is feddy faezbear is down there? I'm too scared.

It took a very long time, but I did it. I'm flying.

It's on sight with these Zombies on my mama.

Someone threw a bomb at me and my manager made me pay to repair the ring, like, bruh, I literally lost my arm in that explosion lmao.

Hey, you know that one song by Phil Collins, "In The Air of The Night" about that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning, but he didn't, and Phil saw it all and at that one show he found him? That's kinda how this game is, you could have rescued Jill from drowning. But it's too late, she's on 1000 mind control devices now, and drowsy, All Wesker wanted was a lousy genetic cleaning or a call. He hopes you know that he has 7 minutes for this all. You could have been together Chris, THINK ABOUT IT! You ruined it now, he hopes you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream he hopes you can't sleep and you scream about it. He hopes your conscious eats at you, and you can't breathe without him. Alright, he has to go, he's almost at the volcano now. Oh ♥♥♥♥, he forgot, how's this virus gonna get out?