Recent reviews by Garbage

I'm not ready, and will never be ready.

Never did I think that a developer would add officially endorsed BUTTPLUG SUPPORT to a game, but here we are. All seriousness though, amazing game, 10/10, would buy the 6$ shrimp special again.

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addictive I think I could play this game for a full 24 hours in one sitting.

In all seriousness, this game is one of the best I have played in years. The mechanics and interactions between classes, items, and certain enemies is so well planned, well implemented, and so well mashed together to form one of the most advanced yet easy to get into roguelikes I have played. The skill ceiling is high and the skill floor is low. Even walking into the game with less than 5 hours, you could probably figure out the most basic of strategies to help make it to the end. The edition of both armories and eclipse mode allows for those who are amazing at the game to create a more challenging and unique run each time you play. I think that the Survivors of the Void DLC does add items that are a bit overpowered, but overall it is quite amazing.

Solid amazing 10/10 game.

I was gifted this game as a joke from a friend, then half forced to complete it by other friends. If you can get over the fact that most of the death scenes in this game is just fetish soft-core gay furry porn (and the mental torment that comes with it), its actually a very good and touching story game. The puzzles are well thought out and interesting, even being a challenge for those who are generally good a puzzles. All of the endings of the game are make sense and Puro is well thought out and in depth character (despite having some excruciatingly uncomfortable lines).

I would give the game a solid 8/10, the only thing holding it back is the inability to completely skip dialog after reloading and the whole, soft-core gay furry porn part.

Just a heads up, DO NOT LOOK UP CHARACTERS ONLINE WITHOUT EXPECTING TO SEE HORRIFIC ♥♥♥♥.

After completing the special edition of the game, I think that, while it is a good edition and a possible different beginning to the game. As of July 2024, the special edition ends after completing the vents with the foxes.

Great porn.

Never did I think that my comfort game would be a stressful, one life, zombie "shooter."

After coming back to this review, I could only say that ♥♥♥♥ has gotten worse. After putting in 200 more hours (original review at 207), I have watched the community explode in hellfire with what Ubisoft has done to this game.

To start, they destroyed the gun play from being skill based to whoever has a better pixel angle and internet.

They destroyed ranked and (while its been getting better) cheaters still overrun most of ranked and unranked.

Almost every major changed to characters has been a nerf with few exceptions.

The changes they made to casual ruined the fun factor and the whole point of screwing around.

Would I still recommend buying the game? Yes, but only if you have friends. My hope is that the game might be saved by someone at Ubisoft finally looking at what the community has been saying for AT LEAST three years.

This game makes me unfathomably angry.