This is an account that I made,
Cuz I wanted to play some steam games,
So I'd like to take a minute since your gonna read this,
To tell you how I became the video game prince.

Houston, Texas born and raised,
On the computer is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin and killin all of the noobs,
Playin some cod right after school,
When a couple of nerds,
They where up to no good,
Started make trouble in my virtual hood,
When i got in a strife,
And my mom got scared,
She said go get on the computer,
Cuz no one you can hurt you there.

Then I got on the com,
And when the loading screen came near,
It had all my moms games,
No online friends either,
Now i might have stopped playing,
Right then and there,
Then i told the com yo homes to the internet,

I pulled up all the sites,
About seven or eight, (hundred)
And I yelled to my mom,
I'm about to test some betas,
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there,
to sit on the com,
as the video game prince.