hold up my new year upload speed is bad

christmas time
for you

when you, you, you, when you, when, when, whᵉᵉᵉᵉⁿ, when, when you, ʷ̾ʰ̾ᵉ̾ᵉ̾ᵉ̾ᵉ̾ⁿ̾

LOOK OUT THERES A NEW YEAR AND ITS PULLING EVERYONE IN

merry
merr uh
christ-
CHRIST
CHRISTMAS

Well, I am the exact same!

It is the man who tried to eat https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2849841856

perhaps the newest year yet

crumblas

ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥!

IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ SO HARD THAT YOU WON"T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP ♥♥♥♥!

I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH!

THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE!

I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEARD!

I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO I COULD KICK THEM WITH MY IRON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEET YOU ♥♥♥♥

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INJECT

BREACH TRAINING

"Fifteen Orks on a dead man’s hulk,
Lookin’ down the barrel of a gun,
Gruntin’ to each other
through big, sharp teeth,
Sayin’ “This one’ll give us some fun”



Fourteen Orks on a humie’s ship,
Killin’ anything that isn’t green,
Gruntin’ to each other
through big, sharp teeth,
Sayin’ “Times be getting’ lean”



Thirteen Orks with the Captain’s chest,
Hopin’ to quench their greedy thirst,
Gruntin’ to each other
through big, sharp teeth
Sayin’ “I was da wun dat saw it first”



One lone Ork left to steal the loot,
Wishin’ it hadn’t turned out so,
Gruntin’ to itself
through big, sharp teeth
Sayin’ “I shoulda let the pilot go

The "red" in red tide refers to commies all along!

eco gang rise up
save the bees
plant trees
clean the oceans
shoot commies

HWHATHYUU GON' DO 'BOUT EEEEET

LOYAHLEEST?

CHTO NAZYVAYETSYA ETA STRANA?

THIS'S WHERE TH' SEED LIVES. GIT YOU SOME!

Wheeee did eet fur khayossssssss

Why almost always '♥♥♥♥ women get anus'
is it a denial problem or what?

I'll didgeridoo your hullabloo

ᵗᵒˢˢ ᵐᵉʰ

Why not Lukewarm Danes!

Why not Cold Finns!

More like *snort* sorry something!

Pay the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phone bill

"The twist"!

The second twist is that it was directed by M. Night Shyamalan all along!

"Harbringer of change!"

The twist is that it was Obama all along!

We're *all* Doug!

Who *isn't* Doug?

...And then Odin spoke, "Nibelung!", and all was made into mead, and - thusly - all was made better. The End!

'What is illusion's greatest life?"
"Brother, my innocence."

*Second* 2013 Comment, sucker. Even numbers are better.

uRGLE SNAP

"Nibelung!" Quoth Odin, manhandling his rather large dictionary. He had been learning tasteful delicacies of the literary variety from his Viking dictionary. He quickly became enraged, however, upon discovering the vast absurdity that was the end of this fabled book of wonder. In fact, so mad was he that a great spear struck out from his eyeless eye, puncturing the book with it's fantastic power.

Thus, dictionaries were banned in Sweden.

The End.

herro :{D

I *could* say that I'm posting this to show my appreciation of you or your skills, but really, I just wanna complete the treasure hunt objective.

:{D

THIS MAN IS A PRO SPOOKY GHOST KILLER

Why is your bio so empty! , make more =P

OMGEFHED!!1 I WAS FIRST TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WOOT WOOT!

Comments achived. Along with own account.

Yay.

P0ST3 D4S C0MM3NTS.

Q_Q POST COMMENTS ON THIS ACCOUNT OR YOU WILL DI33333333333333

Somebody better comment on here besides me

Commets are like, Post-it-notes. Its like writing a message on a post-it and sticking it on your friends door, Then waiting and seeing if your friend will return your sticky note plus another post it saying his response, Thus demonstraiting either too much time or lots of extra <3 for the taking, So. Comments=LOVE.

*Coughy* I like...Potatoes.

Sturm Raserei was here.