Hey look buddy, I'm a commenter. That means I post comments. Not comments like "LOL MLP SUX" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of intolerance. I post good comments.
For instance, how am I going to get what I say on the top, being seen by everybody? The answer...
Use a comment.
And if that don't work? Use more comment.
Like this, 470 character little comment designed by me... Written by me... And you best hope, not responding to you.