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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 7:27am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2018 @ 12:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2018 @ 1:09pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 11:13am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 11:31am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 12:15pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 6:17am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 11:10am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 11:17am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 12:06pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 11:31am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:00am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2018 @ 11:07am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 11:50am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 10:49am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 3:49am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:41am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 11:09am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:10am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2018 @ 9:40am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 11:53am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2018 @ 11:42am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 10:51am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 11:30am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 10:58am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 7:28am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2018 @ 11:25am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 12:20pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 11:57am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 11:01am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 11:41am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:02am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2018 @ 11:26am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 11:48am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 10:27am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 12:20pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 11:01am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:22am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 6:13am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 6:25am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2018 @ 8:58am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 11:27am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 6:57am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 11:08am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 6:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 10:53am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 10:39am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 11:40am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:54am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:33am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 7:21am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2018 @ 11:34am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 10:38am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 12:19pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2018 @ 11:08am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2018 @ 11:07am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2018 @ 7:40am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2018 @ 9:26am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2018 @ 12:11pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:49am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 10:24am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2018 @ 8:20am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2018 @ 12:28pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 6:04am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2018 @ 7:32am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2018 @ 10:18am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 7:47am



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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