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96 of 127 (76%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 10:50pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 11:32pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 5:08am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 6:56am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 11:54pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 6:52am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 11:57pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 5:05am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 11:13pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2014 @ 3:05am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 10:09pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 12:55am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 11:29pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 6:48am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 11:43pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2014 @ 4:10am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 5:20am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 6:56am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 11:36pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2014 @ 12:06am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 11:23pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 9:43pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 5:15am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 11:48pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 5:29am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 7:25am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 4:00am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 5:02am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 2:40am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2014 @ 12:17am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 7:10am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 7:12am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 1:17am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 11:46pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 12:23am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 12:21am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2014 @ 4:20am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 12:05am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 7:13am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 9:54pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 3:34am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 12:40am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 3:40am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 1:12am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 9:33pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 1:38am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 7:14am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 12:55am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 8:50pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:22pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 12:55am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:29pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:50am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 10:21pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:52am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:10am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:53pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 8:59pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:43am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:51pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 8:45pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:48am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:37am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 9:50pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:07am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:02am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 8:35pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:32pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:04am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 4:34am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 10:26pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:36pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:51pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 4:15am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:51pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:27pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:14pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 4:48am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:39pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:31pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:23pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:10pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:33pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:06pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:22pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 11:08pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 2:48am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 1:22am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 3:20am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2016 @ 1:34am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 2:13am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 1:38am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 2:57am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2016 @ 12:40am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2016 @ 1:34am



Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.